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I am Akash Dwivedi (India). Different kind of topics, all depending on mood.

Sep 8, 2008

A Laughter Challange...!!!

Doctor to Santa: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.
Santa : Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor :
dawai khali thi kya?
Santa : Nai doctor saheb. dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor : Are Sardar ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Santa : Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur maine le lit hi.

Doctor:
Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Santa : Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.

Doctor :
Abe GADHE, Dawai ko piliya tha kya?
Santa : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor( in frustration) :
Abe teri to, Dawai ko muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?
Santa : Nai doctor saheb.

Doctor :
Kyon?
Santa : Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor :
Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.
Santa : Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor :
Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta.!
Santa : Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

Howz that ?? I would like to see the comments of the readers

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